Best Pick Up Lines

If you were a post, you'd be in the top 1% for sure!

I’d never ghost you, not with a profile like yours.

Let’s go to a karinderia and I’ll treat you to the best sinigang you’ve ever had!

Are you a jeepney? Because you just drove straight into my heart.

If you were a lumpia, I’d never let you go cold.

Is your name Elowen? Because you’ve just enchanted my heart.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a rogue in a labyrinth.

Are you a critical hit? Because you’ve just taken my breath away.

I must be a bard, because I can’t stop singing your praises in my head.

If you were a spell, you'd be 'Charm Person' because you've completely captivated me.

Are we in the Underdark? Because you’ve just illuminated my world.

Is your armor made of mithril? Because you’ve protected my heart from loneliness.

Are you a potion of healing? Because you make all my wounds feel better.

You must be a D20, because you just rolled a natural 20 on my heart.

Is your charisma score over 18? Because you’re looking pretty irresistible right now.

Are you a treasure chest? Because I feel like I’ve struck gold with you.

Is your name Tiamat? Because you’re the only dragon I want to face.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!