Best Pick Up Lines

If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.

Are you my closing argument? Because you’ve captured my attention completely.

You must be a statute, because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of compliance.

I’d love to take you to dinner and then negotiate some dessert options.

Are you a legal loophole? Because I feel like you’re the answer I’ve been looking for.

I’m not a judge, but I’d give you a ten, no objections.

I’d love to take you on a deposition, but I promise to keep it light and fun.

Let’s make a case for love over coffee. What do you say?

Are you a precedent? Because I can see a bright future ahead of us.

I’m ready to negotiate—swipe right and let’s settle this over drinks.

You must be an appeals court, because you’ve got me reconsidering everything.

Are you a home run? Because you've just scored in my heart!

I'd love to take you out to the ball game, just you, me, and some peanuts.

You must be a baseball, because you’ve caught my attention.

Are you a pitcher? Because you’ve got me thrown off my game.

You and I would make a perfect double play.

I must be running the bases, because I can’t stop thinking about rounding third with you.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!