Best Pick Up Lines

Are you from London? Because you’ve got my heart racing like the tube at rush hour.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!

Fancy a pint sometime? I promise to do all the talking!

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did!

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection!

Are you a derivative? Because you make my slope rise.

Let’s make like a function and get together in the limit.

You must be the integral of my life; you complete me.

Are you a tangent line? Because you just touched my heart.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!