Best Pick Up Lines

Are we in a calculus class? Because I feel an attraction that's exponential.

You and I would add up perfectly together.

Let’s find the area under our curves together.

I must be a limit, because I can’t get any closer to you.

You’re like a calculus problem; I can’t stop thinking about how to solve you.

Are you a critical point? Because you’ve got my attention at an extreme.

Let’s make our love function in all dimensions.

If I were a function, you’d be my asymptote—always getting closer.

You must be the derivative of my heart; you make it race.

Are you the mean value theorem? Because I can find you in every interval.

Our chemistry might be imaginary, but my feelings for you are real.

I’d like to be your x-intercept—pointing straight to your heart.

I wish I were your calculus book so you could press me to your chest.

I’m not good at math, but I know we’d make a great equation.

Is your name Google Maps? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you a speed limit? Because you make my heart race.

Do you believe in love at first drive? Because I can't stop thinking about us on a road trip.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!