Best Clever Pick Up Lines

You must be a motion to dismiss because you’re making me forget all my problems.

I’d argue that we’d make the perfect pair in court... or at happy hour.

Are you my closing argument? Because you’ve captured my attention completely.

You must be a statute, because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of compliance.

Are you a legal loophole? Because I feel like you’re the answer I’ve been looking for.

I’d love to take you on a deposition, but I promise to keep it light and fun.

Are you a precedent? Because I can see a bright future ahead of us.

You must be an appeals court, because you’ve got me reconsidering everything.

You’re like a curveball; I didn’t see you coming, but I'm glad you did.

I must be a 3-point line, because I keep drawing you in.

You must be a fast break because I can’t catch my breath around you.

Just like a game-winning shot, you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.

Let’s be like Samson and Delilah; I’ll bring the strength, you bring the allure.

Are we in the book of Genesis? Because you just created a spark.

Are you a parable? Because you’ve got a deeper meaning I want to discover.

I must be a function, because I can’t stop increasing my love for you.

I must be a limit, because I can’t get any closer to you.

I’m not a witch, but I can make you feel spellbound.