Best Pick Up Lines

Are you a subpoena? Because you’re compelling me to act.

You must be a tort, because you’re giving me a serious case of love.

I could argue all day, but I’d rather just take you out for drinks.

Let’s skip the small talk and go straight to the closing arguments — dinner?

I’m no judge, but I’d say we’d make a great verdict together.

Are you an exhibit? Because I want to showcase you everywhere I go.

How about we go on a date and see if our compatibility is legally binding?

I’d love to be the clause in your contract of happiness.

You must be a legal expert because you just ruled my heart.

You’ve got that ‘objectionable’ charm that I can’t resist.

Are you a law book? Because I want to study you all night.

I’m ready to represent love in our case together.

You had me at ‘hello,’ but I’d love a second hearing.

Are you a scripture? Because I can’t stop turning to you.

You must be a prophet, because you've got me feeling inspired.

Are you a pioneer? Because I’d follow you anywhere.

Is your name Grace? Because you’ve got my heart racing in the right direction.

I must be Nephi, because I’m willing to do anything to win your heart.