Best Pick Up Lines

I must be a jury, because I’m ready to deliberate on how amazing you are.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my briefcase?

Let’s make like a legal precedent and create some history together.

Are you a tort? Because I can’t help but feel you’ve caused me some serious harm... to my heart.

How about we draft a contract for dinner? I promise to hold up my end of the deal.

You must be a motion to dismiss because you’re making me forget all my problems.

I’d argue that we’d make the perfect pair in court... or at happy hour.

If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.

Are you my closing argument? Because you’ve captured my attention completely.

You must be a statute, because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of compliance.

I’d love to take you to dinner and then negotiate some dessert options.

Are you a legal loophole? Because I feel like you’re the answer I’ve been looking for.

I’m not a judge, but I’d give you a ten, no objections.

I’d love to take you on a deposition, but I promise to keep it light and fun.

Let’s make a case for love over coffee. What do you say?

Are you a precedent? Because I can see a bright future ahead of us.

I’m ready to negotiate—swipe right and let’s settle this over drinks.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection!