Best Pick Up Lines

I could write a whole Reddit thread about how amazing you are.

Are you a hot take? Because you're making me feel all kinds of ways.

If kisses were upvotes, I’d be your biggest fan.

You must be part of r/dating because you’ve just made my day.

Are you the r/wholesomememes? Because you bring out the best in me.

If you were a post, you'd be in the top 1% for sure!

I’d never ghost you, not with a profile like yours.

Let’s go to a karinderia and I’ll treat you to the best sinigang you’ve ever had!

Are you a jeepney? Because you just drove straight into my heart.

If you were a lumpia, I’d never let you go cold.

Is your name Elowen? Because you’ve just enchanted my heart.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a rogue in a labyrinth.

Are you a critical hit? Because you’ve just taken my breath away.

I must be a bard, because I can’t stop singing your praises in my head.

If you were a spell, you'd be 'Charm Person' because you've completely captivated me.

Are we in the Underdark? Because you’ve just illuminated my world.

Is your armor made of mithril? Because you’ve protected my heart from loneliness.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one!